CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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