do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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