i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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