i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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