My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
