All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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