David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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