yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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