She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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