Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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