It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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