so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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