Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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