Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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