She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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