"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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