I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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