You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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