Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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