last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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