am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
