they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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