We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
