She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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