i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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