is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
