I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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