Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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