I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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