Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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