in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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