Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
