My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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