Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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