Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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