Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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