you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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