Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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