it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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