Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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