my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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