Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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