I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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