Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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