Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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