So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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