I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Randomize
