Ambien. No doubt about it.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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