is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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