so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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